My teacher, Ms. Lynx, held me after class because she absolutely hates the paper I wrote about how women have weaker minds than men. I mean, I checked my sources. I don't see what her problem is, but I guess her female mind just can't grasp that women are built to serve and sexually satisfy men. She starts threatening to call my parents in, calling my paper sexist. I think it's about time for me to find out if that female-programming app I found really works.